Today, over at Blogging Dangerously, Kit has asked us to come up with 6-word stories. These things are fantabulous! I’m having so much fun with them. In fact, to celebrate the impending 4th of July holiday, I’ve written an entire story with 6-word stories. Enjoy, my lovelies!
Prologue:
Four Finger Freddy’s Fantastic Fireworks Emporium!
Giggle! That is some awful advertisement.
Chapter 1:
July 4th weekend: fireworks and booze!
Booze slushies for all! Even you.
Chapter 2:
Fireworks and booze: the perfect storm.
Have you seen my punk, punk?
Chapter 3:
Wait for it… wait for it!
And that’s how it’s done, bitches!
Chapter 4:
Holy shit snacks! Where’s my finger?
It was all fun and games.
Epilogue:
It sounded like a good idea.
Hey, can I get your digits?
*snort*
Reminds me of the haiku class I took in college. Except our wildly inappropriate story was about a kid dying from eating pennies, not loosing appendages.